[drily] Gee, I don't know anyone like that. Anyone who'd suggest field engineering cover prostitution and drug running since management can't seem to make actual hardware support profitable. In a regional meeting. With VPs. Wearing a "Happily Serving My Corporate Masters" t-shirt.

I'm generally curious until I realize my opponant is blind, then disgusted. This happens with such regularity I just started being disgusted all the time to save the effort. It works remarkably well.