Drabble: Damage Mitigation

[liralen]

Requester: jnotjane
Fandom/Characters: Bleach and Saiyuki, Byakuya, Yachiru, Sanzo, and Goku
Prompt: "Would you please put your kid on a leash?"
As per my winter drabbles post.


A crash made Byakuya wince as Yachiru flattened a boy in a gold coronet. The boy popped up, arms akimbo, and said, "I can't hit a girl!"

Yachiru chirped, "That doesn't stop me from hitting you!"

CRASH!

The shopkeeper yelled, "Would you please put your kids on a leash!"

Byakuya snorted. A blond man in priest's robes bared his teeth. Both of them advanced on the shopkeeper, who quailed under their attentions.

The blond priest slapped down a gold card. "This should cover any damages."

Smiling, Byakuya planted his platinum card by it. "And this should cover everything they eat."

Comments

[archangelbeth]

*giggles muchly!*

[liralen.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks!

[akakaki.livejournal.com]

Lol! This is wonderful!

[liralen.livejournal.com]

I'm very glad you found it so! Thank you! I love your icon.

[missingkitsune.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* absolutely perfect.

[liralen.livejournal.com]

*dances about happily*

So glad you found it so. Thanks!

[incandescens]

(snickers) I hate to think which of the two of them will end up spending more.

[liralen.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yes. It does make me wonder...

Thank you!

[elfling-eryn.livejournal.com]

Gods that is wonderful!

On a sidenot
"Go Yachiru! Go!" *cheers her on*

[liralen.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad you liked! Thanks!

[theablackthorn.livejournal.com]

What a pair of helions and I'm not sure i just mean the kids!

[liralen.livejournal.com]

Yes!! *laughs and laughs*

[theablackthorn.livejournal.com]

Lol :)

[jnotjane.livejournal.com]

This was absolutely perfect! Byakuya one-upping Sanzo at the end just made me LOL! Thank you so much for this!

[liralen.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad you liked it!!

Thanks for playing! It was fun to write.

[(Anonymous)]

Go Team Bleach! I love the image of ever-polite Byakuya snorting; it fits the ridiculousness of the idea of leashing Yachiru (or Goku, for that matter!) nicely.

-Maya.

[liralen.livejournal.com]

*beams* Thank you!