Meme that swerved...

[liralen]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I gave tagryn a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I set niherlas's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I donated bone marrow to mallen in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Overall, I've been nice (246 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, liralen

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Okay, what's wrong with Dutch ovens? I like them a lot for long, slow cooking and they work great! And while I haven't actually donated bone marrow, yet, I have donated white blood cells and I am now in the national marrow registry. The Seattle blood and marrow program finally joined databases with the national registry. About time, I say. Mmm... rare Asian donor...

Comments

[johnpalmer.livejournal.com]

A "Dutch oven" is also slang for being in bed with someone, pulling the covers over their head, and farting.

(I only know this because someone asked the same question, and someone else knew this.)

[liralen.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

I had NO clue. Thank you for... uhm... enlightening me.

Yeesh. It's like a four-year-old wrote it!! Fart humor. Yeesh...