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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I gave [livejournal.com profile] tagryn a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I set [livejournal.com profile] niherlas's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] mallen in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (246 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
liralen

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Okay, what's wrong with Dutch ovens? I like them a lot for long, slow cooking and they work great! And while I haven't actually donated bone marrow, yet, I have donated white blood cells and I am now in the national marrow registry. The Seattle blood and marrow program finally joined databases with the national registry. About time, I say. Mmm... rare Asian donor...

Date: 2005-12-05 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnpalmer.livejournal.com
A "Dutch oven" is also slang for being in bed with someone, pulling the covers over their head, and farting.

(I only know this because someone asked the same question, and someone else knew this.)

Date: 2005-12-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liralen.livejournal.com
*falls over laughing*

I had NO clue. Thank you for... uhm... enlightening me.

Yeesh. It's like a four-year-old wrote it!! Fart humor. Yeesh...

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