Answer

Date: 2006-02-09 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kathrynt.livejournal.com
We're only bigger than food by the time it becomes food. Before it becomes food, it's often bigger than us.

Date: 2006-02-09 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-parasite.livejournal.com
Less serious answer: "Because you can't open your mouth wider than your entire body, endoskeletal spawn!"

Date: 2006-02-09 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liralen.livejournal.com
*falls over giggling*

Almost exactly what I'd originally said... but mostly in terms of asking him if he could fit a whole chicken in his mouth... and he demonstrated by stuffing a nugget into his mouth.

I think it's the experience definition of "food" and he hasn't quite connected cluck-cluck chickens with "chicken" the nuggets in his meals. But he provided such a cool glance into his model of the world and what "food" was about...

Date: 2006-02-09 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyelessgame.livejournal.com
Each of Robert and Kate have gone through that moment where they connected farm animals to hot dogs and nuggets. Kate's realization was fairly recent -- six months ago or so -- and she was a bit traumatized for a day.

I sang them Phoebe's song. It really is a good song for kids. After the first day, they laugh.

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburger.

Date: 2006-02-14 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liralen.livejournal.com
Hee. Reminds me of "Where's My Cow?"

Where there's this line that Jet now quotes as, "We only see them on a plate! They go SIZZLE!" So I think he gets it, it's just bemusing to me. :-)

Date: 2006-02-09 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-parasite.livejournal.com
Ah, but did you use the phrase "endoskeletal spawn"?

Date: 2006-02-14 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liralen.livejournal.com
I did not. I bow to the correction. :-)

Date: 2006-02-15 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-parasite.livejournal.com
Yes! Bow before your future overlord, soft-skinned one! Muahahahahahaha!

Hm, I seem to be channelling Broog.

Date: 2006-02-09 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyelessgame.livejournal.com
Clearly, Liralen, this is like your lasagna (you know, the one where you first genetically engineered the wheat). It is time for your son to join your family in an antelope hunt, where you hunt and kill your food using only a spear and a jawbone. :) :)

Date: 2006-02-09 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-parasite.livejournal.com
First he has to learn to knap his own spearheads from power-line insulators!

Date: 2006-02-14 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liralen.livejournal.com
Well...

Jet did see a bunch of hogs awaiting roasting at the local Asian market the day before Chinese New Years. I think that there's something of seeing that in the question.

I also only buy whole chickens for most of the chicken in take of the family, other than the nuggets, and Jet sees me taking them apart for "food" so that might well be the best way to show him.

The Cycle of Life

Date: 2006-02-09 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberley.livejournal.com
"Because we are food to things bigger than us."

Date: 2006-02-12 06:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tagryn
Which reminds me of a favorite flavor text from a M:TG card:
"If you're smaller than the anaconda, it considers you food. If you're larger
than the anaconda, it considers you a lot of food."

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